Don't repeal, Reload

Person I knew in High school:

If I wanted to hear your crazy political views, I would run over to Fox News and the Tea Baggers. Dude. Facebook is for SOCIAL interaction. Consider yourself unfriended.

The Bad Seed

I receive this:

"OMG!!! I have looked for you forever!!! Do you remember me from Smalltown? We were super good buddies when we were 9!"

You moved away when you were nine and I celebrated. You were a passive aggresive nightmare who made my life freaking miserable. I will not feed your delusions.

Damn you, Snack Stealer!

My only memory of you was in Primary school and you got in to trouble for sneaking in to the cloak room and eating everyones lunches. I knew I hated you when I discovered my KitKat missing. Please stop with your friend requests, 13 times and you still don't get the hint?

Hallelujah!

You were a Bible thumper in high school and you're still a Bible thumper now. Please don't friend me. I love my life of sin.

Not BFF

I haven't seen or spoken to you in 10 years ever since I came to America. I'm sure that when we were kids, we used to be friends...but I truly don't remember who you are. Please don't friend me, because I don't remember you anymore. Sorry.

Witness Protection Program?

What happens when you are 'friended' by people that are potentially still friends with your ex? An ex whom you had a particularly messy break up with? It's quite an uncomfortable situation.


Accepting them as a friend on the exception that they're not close with the ex is a little crazy. Not accepting them to ensure distance from the ex is selfish.

What do you do?

So family reunions are quiet?

My facebook friend request happens to be the son of a lady my uncle had an affair with! His two youngest brothers are my uncle's kids and I have no effin clue if he knows or not. Talk about awkward when he asks when can we meet up to catch up. How about NEVER!!!!!!