Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Bad Seed

I receive this:

"OMG!!! I have looked for you forever!!! Do you remember me from Smalltown? We were super good buddies when we were 9!"

You moved away when you were nine and I celebrated. You were a passive aggresive nightmare who made my life freaking miserable. I will not feed your delusions.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Damn you, Snack Stealer!

My only memory of you was in Primary school and you got in to trouble for sneaking in to the cloak room and eating everyones lunches. I knew I hated you when I discovered my KitKat missing. Please stop with your friend requests, 13 times and you still don't get the hint?